December 2010
LET'S GO POLKA!
Dec 31st
Mating is painful for the female cats
Because male cats got spikes on their organ! This may be the reason why cats in our neighborhood would moan out loud. GOOGLE IT! :) Wanna make babies, little pussy??
Dec 31st
ALL I WANT IS A CHANCE
Dec 30th
Mating is painful for the female cats
Because male cats got spikes on their organ! This may be the reason why cats in our neighborhood would moan out loud. GOOGLE IT! :) Wanna make babies, little pussy??
Dec 30th
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Sex talk
I hate seeing poor families having many children. Maybe the parents weren’t educated that much. This was the feature story on the TV. And i was like, “Ano ba yan! kung sino pang mahirap, sila pa masipag. Di ba nila afford yung condom?..” My mom was there and I didn’t mind. “..Eh bat di nalang sila gumamit ng plastic ng ice candy? Siyete pesos, hundred pieces...
Dec 30th
WatchWatch
margadi: cripzap: tracyeunice: icanbemyselfnow: livingforeternity: everybodyislookingforlove: enchantedhearts-: i-know-you-dont-believe-me: letsgoootoparis: boomsplatbang: laughandjokesaround: inyourprettylittlefacebitch: dancealways: macaronn: 1) click play. 2) move your mouse over the video. 3) be entertained. (via -hotanddangerous) this son of a bitch never ends ...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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defodioo asked: I will. :3 thank you for your advice. :) really appreciate it. xoxo
Dec 29th
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Convo of my litol niece and nephew
NEPHEW: Bat ka ba sunod ng sunod sakin?? Para kang langaw. NIECE: Eh tinitignan ko lang eh! Kung langaw ako, ano ka? Tae? Very smart. Bravo. Muy bien! *applause*
Dec 29th
defodioo asked: I will. :3 thank you for your advice. :) really appreciate it. xoxo
Dec 29th
DON'T DO THINGS HALF-ASSED.
Dec 29th
i guess my theme is quite boring!
k. imma do some fixing
Dec 29th
Naiinis ako sa mga taong nagfoforward sken ng mga...
gemdyemjem: Tapos mamamatay ka daw pag di mo sinend. DUUUHHH! Bat di pa ko namamatay? Eh hindi ko nga pinoforward yun eh. AMP TAMUUUUH! chain-broker din ako eh! :)))
Dec 29th
your DP is so inviting
Mmm. yummy! 
Dec 29th
chikahin nio ko! CHIKA O CHAKA? game ako :)) daliiii!!!! :)) http://vajhetarian.tumblr.com/ask
Dec 29th
Why do I even call you brotha?
My brother was pretending to be a palm reader. He got my palm and traced the contours and lines with his index finger. “Hmmm..” He said. “Nakikita ko ang future mo. Magiging magaling kang…” My heart throbbed fast, I can hardly contain it. I held my chest with my other hand before it bursts ”..AGOGO DANCER!”  ...
Dec 29th
Whatta coincidence??
We played the same game during Christmas! now that’s cool.
Dec 29th
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Kanina sa trinoma may nagpipicturetaking
mukhang mga naka day-off >:). Tas sabi ng juklitang photographer, “O, parang mga candidates sa BINUBUNING PILIPINAS LANG AH!” Ok. pakshet.. tawang tawa ako! What is get-over??? HAHAHAHA 
Dec 29th
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Basag trip talaga nanay ko everrr!
Baking session ulit. MasterBaker kami eh! Andami na niyang paso kasi nadidikit siya lagi sa gilid ng oven. MAMA: *puts bakes in the oven* AKO: Mama, be careful *mimics baby james este Bimby pala* MAMA: *malutong* CHE! EPAL!  Ma, I just care, like bimby cares for kris. WEH. DI NGA? oo nga! 
Dec 29th
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ANG ITLOG NI KUYA
repeated scenario. Nagbbake kasi kami. Inutusan ako ni mama bumili ng itlog. AKO: Kuya, magkano sa itlog nio? KUYA: Lima lang *Manyak Grin* PUCHAAAA!!!! kahiya! Pero bat di na siya nasanay? lagi nlng gnun reaction nia. SUS. Sakanya kasi kmi bumibili lagi ng itlog. WTF lang.  
Dec 29th
di ka man lang magla-LIKE? kanina pa ko...
*paepal lang*
Dec 29th
Para kang shooting star...
PAASA! PABUHOL BUHOL PA KO NG PANYO, PIKIT NG MATA, CROSSFINGERS,  DI NMN TINUPAD YUNG WISH KO. paasa. paasa. paasa. lintik ka, paasa.
Dec 29th
I saw John Lapuz sa Powerbooks kanina
Nakakatawa. He looks so ordinary. Parang yung hardinero lng ng kapitbahay namin. Loose tee plus shorts combo. Sana nagjoke siya para tatawa ako. La llang. Para kunyari close kami, with hagikgikan effect pa and all! HAHAHAH!
Dec 29th
higit sa lahat ayoko yung late rep
to the point na nalimot ko na yung pinag uusapan natin.
Dec 29th
walang disgrasya sa taong baog. :)
Dec 29th
I see my future in ADB
We went to my ninang who works at ADB. Grabe. Sosyal. Kaya ako nag accounting eh, kasi gusto ko ng office life. Yung may sarili akong cubicle, desk. Ang bongga ng cafeteria nila. May pang Chinese, Italian, Japanese, name it! Tas ang mura sooooobra. Natawa ako sa Lung Center nila a.k.a. Smoking area. Tas iba ibang lahi nandun. Ang ganda pa ng benefits.  GUSTO KO NA MAGTRABAHO para matustusan ko...
Dec 29th
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i need bake mac in order for my system to run or...
PLEEEEEEEEASE!
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
mag-aaral na nga ako, ayoko magcram madami pa...
 (promise di ko toh magagawa)
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
peste lang
dalawa kasi tab ko ng FB. yung mga crush ko nasa chat sa baba para madali kong makita kung OL sila o hindi. Putek lang talaga. Saisang tab OL, sa isa hindi. ANO YUN JOKE? tatawa ba ako? :| lichi
Dec 27th
stars are blind
grabeh, namamaos ako habang ginagaya ko boses ni Paris Hilton. Ang kati sa lalamunan.. 
Dec 27th
Beauty gets attention, but personality gets the...
Dec 27th
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i have this ninang who gave me oversized pyjamas on 3 consecutive christmases. It’s as  if she doesn’t know that i’m stuck in a physique that of a fifth grader. I dont wear pyjamas. Ninang, we’re in a tropical country located near the equator so I sleep wd just my undies. LOLJK
Dec 27th
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i have this ninang who gave me oversized pyjamas on 3 consecutive christmases. It’s as  if she doesn’t know that i’m stuck in a physique that of a fifth grader. I don’t wear pyjamas. Ninang, we’re in a tropical country located near the equator so I sleep wd just my undies. LOLJK.
Dec 27th
What did the two oceans say to each other?
makeoutnotwar: Nothing. they just waved
Dec 27th
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The teacher asks Timmy, "why is your cat at school...
londeh-:
Dec 27th
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one more chance all over FB statuses
Dec 27th
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hope to meet you again sa next lifetime.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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nagpaparamdam tatay ko
pero di siya patay, swear. separated lang kmi since 4y/o ako. Ayoko na ng koneksyon sa kanya. Wala naman akong galit, pero he must pay for it. So be it na lang. Pero alam kong nagbago na siya. Adik kasi siya. He seriously used drugs. My mom was slightly battered wife. May unang family siya. May 2 siyang anak dun na mas matanda sakin. Meron pa ngang in between namin ng mga kapatid ko. Di niya...
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
True source of wisdom
give my mom a keen sense of understanding. :)
Dec 26th
MOTHER KNOWS BEST!
but RAPUNZEL KNOWS BEST! #Tangled Dearest mama, sasama akong sleepover, errkay?? :*
Dec 26th
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sa 2011...
Madami na akong aattendan na debut!! AHH.. Gurang na! Boboto na sa election. Ako, heto, first year college na, pero mukhang forever katorse. Is that an advantage or disadvantage? 
Dec 26th